A Million Years Of Microsoft… Analayzed, Pulped

We’ll miss him. The big nerdy guy, who quite frankly, was and is one of the world’s greatest and most generous men.

Bill Gates in his many years as the public face and top-dog big-daddy clippy-sucking ruler of Microsoft left at the end of last month to a royal fanfare, but not before we had time to revel in his glory (and misery).

Rock ON!

- Internet Explorer (Making the net accessible to millions of non-techies.)
- Microsoft Office (It may be costly, but it works. Most of the time.)
- Windows XP (Solid, reliable, workable, generally plays nice.)
- Xbox 360 (Score one for Redmond! w00t w00t! s0nY n00bS!)
- Open-Hardware (Not monopolizing on hardware causes problems… But it brings prices down.)

The EPIC failures

- Internet Explorer (For delivering billions of webpages in completely broken fashion.)
- Microsoft Office (Clippy landed you here… There’s no forgiveness!)
- Windows NT (Thou shalth not think of thee abomination.)
- Windows Vista (ARGH! The compatability (or lack thereof) burns… It burns!)
- Microsoft Bob (… -_- …)
- Open-Hardware (Prices come down… But the driver errors, the BSODs and the general badness suck.)
- Anti-piracy Technology (Everyone… Even legitimate users has suffered “Windows Genuine Advantage” hell at one point or another.)
- Microsoft Zune (Raise your hands if you have one? Point made.)

Of course now I’ll get a load of Microsoft-Bob-loving-Windows-Vista-sucking-Internet-Explorer-praising-(WTF?)-Microsoft-Zune-owning phreaks of nature defending their favourite products.

But life is life, and frankly, everything hasn’t gone the Microsoft way.

Some things have succeeded, afterall. ;)

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Comment by Mike Cohen
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July 9th, 2008 at 9:00 pm

Wow! You’re still alive!

Actually NT wasn’t too bad… it was a lot better than Windows 3.1, which was standard at that time, and more reliable than Windows 95.

Not much will change at Microsoft, because everything evil & sucky came from Steve Ballmer, not Bill Gates (ducking a chair being thrown in my direction from Redmond).

Comment by David Wilkinson
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July 10th, 2008 at 6:30 am

Indeed! I’ll admit… Things have been busy, but I’m back in town. At least for now. ;) Exams are over, product launch is done, and I’ve got ten minutes a day where I’m not being chased by spear-carrying zulu warriors.

 
 
Comment by Ian Anderson Gray
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July 10th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

Hurrah! The man is back! I’m sure you’ve been very busy- the summer term is always the same like that.

I agree with most of your post- except I really don’t understand the fuss about Windows Vista? I’ve been using it without any problems over the past year and a half. I much prefer it over XP. What am I doing right or wrong?

 
Comment by Tim
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July 10th, 2008 at 9:03 pm

Woo! Lets Dance - david is back yay! Woo! yAy!

Bill Gates… hmm…

We’ll miss him.

 
Comment by Bryan
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August 2nd, 2008 at 8:12 am

I didn’t know that David is back. The first discussion topic is Bill Gates…Yeah we’ll miss him as we miss your update :)

 
Comment by Shower Enclosure
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October 9th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

Microsoft is a very smart company. I tried very much to undertake google. Bill gates tried everything but didn’t
got google still Microsoft is one of the world’s best company.

 

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