I Live In… Helms Deep!?!?
The name is Citizen. John Citizen. I was born on the 12th of June, 1975 and my passport is due to expire mid-December 2014. I’m an Australian citizen currently living in the Lord-Of-The-Rings-ish setting of Helms Deep. It’s a fair way away from any post offices, but I can get by. God bless FedEx!
I’m thinking of growing a beard. Or maybe just a little goatee. Hmmm… That might be a good idea. I hear the Gondor women love ‘em. Of course I’d probably prefer an Elfish bride, but I’m in a bit of a dire situation here. What the heck… I’ll see you in he… Um… Mordor!
Ladies and gentelemen… David has entered the building!
March 14th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Hey David! I have been reading your blog for a long time and since then, I have inspired by writing a blog for myself. Check it out!
March 24th, 2008 at 1:18 am
if you like an elf for a bride, then you should go with the pointy ears trend. but i bet it will be painful