Oh geez… I wish I was being paid to write this, because as you can see, I’m doing it anyhow. *rolls eyes* This isn’t the first time this week Microsoft has amused us with their antics. Randomly playing classical music and now a fake presidential debate. Oh cow - This rocks. The first edition of “America’s Talking” (strangely reminding me of The Colbert Report) questions the serious possibility of riots throughout the nation at the news of domesticated stay-at-home servers.

Phase 2 of the home server inflitration comes in the form of a cleverly disguised children’s picture book, wittily entitled “Mommy - Why is there a server in the house?” “Helping Your Child Understand The Stay-At-Home Server” was written by server/child integration expert Dr O’Connor. “When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much”, says Dr O’Connor, “The Daddy wants to give the Mommt a very special gift. He buys a stay-at-home server.”

Is an epidemic on the horizon? Will our working lifestyles change? sweeping the nation? Probably not. Hit the jump to find out more. “Dueling Experts, The Clash Of The Generations and Home Sweet Server coming soon!”