Argh - When will my ’sensible’ friends on Facebook learn the ways of the web. *rolls eyes* This just in…

Attention all Facebook membeRs.
Facebook is recently becoming very overpopulated,
There have been many members complaining that Facebook
is becoming very slow.Record shows that the reason is
that there are too many non-active Facebook members
And on the other side too many new Facebook members.
We will be sending this messages around to see if the
Members are active or not,If you’re active please send
to other users using Copy+Paste to show that you are active
Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks,
The user will be deleted without hesitation to create more space,
If Facebook is still overpopulated we kindly ask for donations but until then send this message to all your friends and make sure you send
this message to show me that your active and not deleted.

Founder of Facebook
Mark Zuckerberg

First things first, spammerboys (and girls), ‘members’ isn’t spelt ‘membeRs’. Secondly, there is ALWAYS one or two spaces after a ‘full stop’. Thirdly, think rationally. If server strain was really an issue, reposting a message 10,000 isn’t gonna help. Fourth - would Mark Zuckerberg really be commenting on peoples funwalls? Don’t you think Facebook would have a slightly more reasonable way to approach people if there was an issue (e.g. E-MAIL). Fifth - Facebook already makes a bomb (Microsoft bought a slice for several hundred million - I’m sure it was solely so they could bake cakes for the Facebook staff), they would NOT ask for donations. Finally (and rather stupidly), the ‘Founder of Facebook’ should go BELOW the Mark’s name. Geez.

Also make note, there is not a user called XXXXXX who will hack your account if you don’t send this message to all your friends, so don’t fall for it. Seriously - the general population has gone crackers. We geeks need to band together.

Sidenote: Interesting review later on today of Ruff PC. Stay tuned…