Still using a knife to cut your steak? Fuggedaboutit. When you can use a laser turned lightsaber, don’t embarass yourself by using old-school manual chopping methods. All you need is a $800 CAD program, a $5000 laser etching set and a premium-grade gourmet $40 steak and you can choose from rare, medium, well-done or laser-crisp. Still not geeky enough? Trying mixing the REALLY heavy-duty laser tools with cake mix, and shaping it like your favourite A-list blog’s logo. Super linkbait! Talk about hardcore geekishness. Whether you’re a veggy-fan and merely want the cake, or a bad-to-the-bone meat chomper like myself (catch the sarcasm?), lasers, CAD packages and intuition win it for us again. And the steak, naturally.

That’s not to say that the power of the laser is limited however. Check out the great Holy Tortilla! artwork by Martin and Zach’s Cheesey Relativity.

Whoda thunk that laser cutting your food could be so interesting? I vow to never use my plastic, fisherprice cutting knife again! Muhahahahaha!