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The iPod Phatty that’s been circulating the net is (unfortunately) real, according to Engadget, something I’m finding very hard to believe. Seem smore like a carefully planned publicity stunt, especially considering the original file was a .PSD and could be replicated EXACTLY by re-sizing and squashing an existing iPod. *cough cough* Anywho-how-ha… Why haven’t Gizmodo and Engadget received Cease And Disist orders if this is the real deal?

Phatty iPod and all it’s Phreaky friends could very well be getting touch-screen versions of OSX as their next platform, just like the, uh… That phone thing. You know the Apple one. It’s name escapes me. ;)

Then there are the ‘usual’ expected weekly ‘tid-bits’ which could be complete rubbish or absolute gold. ;) Kasper (end of any credibility this blog might have ever once had) from Apple Isider has some interesting thoughts.

- OS X being tapped to build a Digital Device family. Interesting… Worth an eye on.

- Most if not all of the new iPods will employ NAND flash. Admittedly something I find more than likely.

- Sources in the Far East have seen full-screen iPods, which are believed to come this year. Sources in the Far East saw an IPHONE. (Ah - I remember the name. ;) )

- Click Wheels may come. Digital, on-screen ones, presumably if the ‘far eastern’ sources are anything to go by.

- 480 x 320 screen, a la iPhone. *cough* Yeah. I think these guys saw an iPhone.

- OS X, a la iPhone. *cough* Fuggedaboutit.

- Single Button Home Navigation, a la iPhone. *cough* This is a joke - right? Curse you Kasper.

- No earpiece. And I wear neck-high panties. Huh.

- Thicker than an iPhone. Whilst we’re here, iPods can now cook your meals and serve up cheeseburgers on-screen.

Thanks a tonne Brian. *end of sarcasm* ;) I can see alot more Apple rumour stampings coming up at this rate…

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Comment by Mike Cohen
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August 23rd, 2007 at 10:31 pm

Just because they got a Cease & Desist doesn’t necessarily mean it’s real. Do you think they’d really release an ugly, short squat iPod in dull colors? Would Apple release something uglier than a Zune?

Comment by David Wilkinson
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August 23rd, 2007 at 10:32 pm

T’is EXACTLY what I was saying in my blog post. Why haven’t the other tech sites received C&D if it’s the real deal? A nasty sham, if you ask me.

 
 
Comment by Matt Tutt
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August 24th, 2007 at 10:30 am

I still don’t believe it to be honest…

 
Comment by Andrew Sommerich
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August 24th, 2007 at 12:43 pm

they just took it down because they actually wanted to sell something before september.

Comment by David Wilkinson
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August 24th, 2007 at 6:03 pm

ROFL! ;) That’s one great way to put it!

 
 
Comment by KingJacob
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August 25th, 2007 at 4:22 am

I highly doubt it was real.

 

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