Nothing can justify blowing a sweet one-million on a laptop, but it seems that the makers of the over-priced beast, Luvaglio, strongly disagree.

According to early reports, random, un-needed, shiny features include security mechanisms, such as ‘if you insert a specific gem into its form-fitting receptacle, the laptop will start up’. And that’s that. So Gizmodo went along to grill the poor little CEO and see what could possibly justify such an expensive laptop. I’m semi-choking over my words here in dis-belief, so if what I’m saying sounds a bit ‘dodgy’, don’t worry. I’m just shocked!

Company CEO Rohan Sinclair Luvaglio says diamonds have been used elsewhere in the notebook, but “we have given them purpose.” Said Luvaglio, “I didn’t want us to simply rehouse a laptop into a diamond-studded casing, or diamond-encrust the entire thing simply to make it expensive. We’ve put thought in from the keyboard down to the power charger.” He must hope prospective purchasers don’t put much thought into buying a laptop that costs a million dollars.